For someone who doesn't know how to spell "FARVE," the man who made Green Bay forget Vince Lombardi has figured out how to furnish his fanatical fans with fantastic free fun. How fanatic are Favre's followers?
Talking with a fetching fawn beauty in the festal post office parking lot this Friday, she furnished the nonfiction of her niece's husband's fanaticism. The fervent, fixated Favre fan from Seattle tried to convince his fanciful frau that "Bretta" would be a good name for their forthcoming filly.
"Bretta? Are you crazy? I'm not naming my firstborn after Favre," Mom managed.
"Well how about Deanna?" Dad deferred.
"Maybe," Mom mollified.
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Upon Googling and discovering that Deanna is Brett's wife's name, wifey waggled, "You are a sick, sick man."
After much finigling and finagling, the fast-talking Favre fan favorably forged his Favre fantasy effectively and the fruitful family fatefully figured that Bretta was a feasible middle moniker. There will soon be a Gloria "Bretta" in our world. What a feather in that fellow's fedora. What far-flung fame for Favre.
The fidelity of Favre's fans is fantastic. It certainly is food for thought; fodder for feeble-minded, funnymen featuring fertile Favre falderal for fractured forensic frolicking.
Now that Brett is a Jet will the fiery Favre falter? Who will fetch Favre's fusillade of fluttering flings? Randy Moss is too fickle. Franks is fettered. No fibbing. It all sounds futile, or feudal.
And what about the fey Packers? Will they fumble? Will they flub? Will the Favre fiasco leave them in a fog? Chances are fifty-fifty Aaron is in error. Fortune will figure.
Wouldn't it be fine if flamboyant Favre fought favorably and found a way to finesse his way into the Viking's firing line? The firmament would fracture. Foundations would flatten. Fish would flounder. Flounder would founder. Maybe such a fate would finish fiendish Ted Thompson.
Would Favre fans have a fit and faint and fume? What a flap fierce Favre fans would face.
I can see it now. Opening day at Lambeau. The flankers and the fans are focused on the field. Out frolics No. 4 in a flagrant purple frock! What folly! What furor! What a fiasco for Favre fans. Many fans would fribulate. In a flash the fans would flog and flay the flaky Favre.
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Or would they? Are Favre fans that feckless that they would flatten their fearless foremost fellow? The fealty of Favre Fans is fanatical. Foolish, maybe. Fools, never. Faithful fellahs forever.
Maybe Favre has featly figured a formula for eternal fame. Or external flame. He is certainly more formidable than the festering franchise.
Don't fret for Favre. He's a fox.
Fife is line. Fake it miner. I'm Sike Mavage and this felony is finally finished.
Mike Savage is a Superior-based author, publisher and radio commentator. He can be reached at mail@
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