We will not lose weight this year

The following is another “Have Fun or Get Out of the Way” column by award-winning writers Don Leighton and Mike Granlund and their alter egos, Lance Boyle and Billy Pirkola, which runs occasionally in the Superior Telegram. I arrived at a very important decision at 10 p.m. New Year’s Eve, when I was almost asleep — many say I am at my best when sleeping.