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Seeking job as congressional Republican

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I’ve been getting rather bored with retirement lately, so I’ve been thinking about re-entering the work force. 

I don’t want to work hard — the less I have to do, the better. Any position I apply for should have fairly high pay, short hours, a great health plan, the ability to blame others when I don’t get my work done and complain when someone does it for me.

Where can I find such a job?

I know, I’ll take Rep. Sean Duffy’s job.

Yeah, that’s the ticket.

A Republican congressman — that’s what I’ll be, and I won’t even complain about how hard it is to get by on a congressman’s salary.

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