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Seeking job as congressional Republican

New Richmond, Wis.,Wisconsin 54880
New Richmond, Wis. Wisconsin 1410 Tower Ave. 54880

I’ve been getting rather bored with retirement lately, so I’ve been thinking about re-entering the work force. 

I don’t want to work hard — the less I have to do, the better. Any position I apply for should have fairly high pay, short hours, a great health plan, the ability to blame others when I don’t get my work done and complain when someone does it for me.

Where can I find such a job?

I know, I’ll take Rep. Sean Duffy’s job.

Yeah, that’s the ticket.

A Republican congressman — that’s what I’ll be, and I won’t even complain about how hard it is to get by on a congressman’s salary.