Only a kid would think of that
If you’re ever around kids for any extended period of time — or even a not so extended period of time — you’ll observe firsthand they come up with some interesting, unique, hysterical and brutally honest observations about the world as they perceive it. My own offspring are no exception. When I find myself grinning or pondering something they’ve said, I jot it down to remember, reminisce and share with others, here. (And perhaps to use as leverage at a later date.)
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